*Brings in Brown ginger ale bottle*
Manager: you can’t have that in here, even if it’s not beer.
So… I wrote ‘NOT BEER’ on a Brown paper bag and put the bottle in it. He’s even more pissed now.
Someone is selling a baby blue powder VW ‘Thing’ a few streets down from me, I either wanna paint a giant VENTURE INDUSTRIES on it, or paint it African tan, Squee I am gonna figure out how to buy this beast.